Archive for June, 2017

Hey, you! Yeah, YOU!!

Posted by


Stoopid Kardz ain’t afraid to get a little confrontational now and then, see?
Yeah, confrontational, see? We’re hittin’ the festivals and flea markets, see?
And all you mugs are laughin’ yerselves silly over the kardz, see? And then
comes the kicker – some of youse are sproutin’ feathers and scratchin’ yer beaks
in the dirt, makin’ with the cluckin’ sounds. Some of youse are chickenin’
out! Hey…what the…hey? What’re the kardz, too politically incorrect? Cluck
that! Ain’t nothin’ political about Stoopid Kardz. They’re just STOOPID!
Hey, to give someone a Stoopid Kard takes guts, see? It takes moxie and plenty
of it. Yer friends’ll thank you for a Stoopid Kard because finally – they got
a friend who’s got major Cajones who gives ‘em a kard with major “Ka-Joneys.”
So grow some “Ko-honeeze” yerself and give all the special someones in yer life
Stoopid Kardz for every occasion – before YOU sprout feathers and start
layin’ eggs!

“Mascot” Schmascot!!
Stoopy Bites the Dust

Posted by

We just found out that stoats are a kind of weasel. And we also found out
that everybody pretty much hates weasels. They really frikkin’ skeeve people
out. Plus, we just tried to train one, you know, for a cute video – and we
found out the hard way that stoats are really un-hygienic and they leave
their poops all over the place and they make a huge mess when they feed
because their technique is to leap on their prey (birds, rabbits, mice, moles,
reptiles) and bite through the backs of their skulls! (Okay, that last part
is kind of cool but it’s not the kind of thing you can let some guy in a
stoat mascot suit do during public appearances).


So, scrap the dang stoat. Our mascot search continues…

Stoopid Kardz’z’z’s
Worldwide Search
for a Mascot

Posted by

So many companies and products have some sort of character/mascot. Y’know,
all kinds of sports teams have them, and different cereals and other junk,
like the bee for Honey Nut Cheerios, and Uncle Ben for rice and Betty Crocker
for cakes and stuff and that scary frozen-faced fake head Burger King and the
Geico gekko. So, heck, why not Stupid Kardz? We’re going to scour the world
for the perfect mascot – an irresistible something-or-other that will spread
the questionable good will and crappy values that Stoopid Kardz stands for.
Let the search begin! … Wow! We found our first candidate already!
How about this?…


Stoopy the Stoat!…

Does he get your vote?

Posted by


C’mon kids, get yer pencils out! (Anybody still use pencils these days?) Here’s a fun game
to play and the winner will receive… nothing. Nada. What-do-you-think, we give stuff away
for free? Hm, probably it wasn’t the smartest thing to do, telling you you don’t get zilch
for playing this game. Hey, but it creates awareness about Stoopid Kardz. That’s what our
marketing team keeps telling us we have to do: create awareness. Just to show you we’re all
in this together, we’ll play, too. Here goes: Stupid. Stoopid. Stoupid. Stouppid. Stewpid.
Steupid. Stuppid. Stuupid. Stupidd. Stewpidd. Steupidd. Stooooooooooooooooooopid.
man, what a waste of time! Screw this.