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Halloween FREE!
Kard #3!

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GET YER FREE STOOPID HALLOWEEN KARD!
This is Kard 3 of 3

 

You know you can’t look away!
And by the way, that picture above IS NOT the free kard.
To see the real thing, Read on…

 

FOR A KARD YOU CAN PRINT
To view it or download it
CLICK RIGHT HERE
and you can download high a resolution Stoopid Kard for Halloween!

 

They’re ready for printing. Just go online or go to your local Staples or
Office Max or Joe’s Bigass Office Supply Shed and Port-A-Potty and purchase:

 

Avery Textured Heavyweight Note Card and Envelopes, 4-1/4 x 5-1/2, 50 per
Box (3379)

 

They’re set up to print two kardz at a time, so print out all the kardz you
want! We don’t get a dime! How’s that for FREE enterprise?

 

FOR A KARD YOU CAN EMAIL
To view it or download it
CLICK RIGHT HERE
and download the JPG file. Attach it to an email and send it to everyone in
the world!

 

Remember, Stoopid Kardz have been around since the time of the dinosaurs, like
cockroaches. Foist them on your friends! Get them addicted to the best krappy
kardz on the planet!

Return of the Son of
Your Free Halloween Kard!

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This is Kard 2 of 3
Nope, it ain’t the picture above. That’s just the worm on the hook.
(Note: No worms were harmed during the making of our kardz or
during the creation of this blog post.)

 

Wanna see the kard already? Read on…

 

FOR A KARD YOU CAN PRINT
To view it or download it
CLICK RIGHT HERE
and you can download high a resolution Stoopid Kard for Halloween!

 

They’re ready for printing. Just go online or go to your local Staples or Office Max or
Joe’s Bigass Office Supply Shed and Port-A-Potty and purchase:

 

Avery Textured Heavyweight Note Card and Envelopes, 4-1/4 x 5-1/2, 50 per Box (3379)

 

They’re set up to print two kardz at a time, so print out all the kardz you want!
We don’t get a dime! How’s that for FREE enterprise?

 

FOR A KARD YOU CAN EMAIL
To view it or download it
CLICK RIGHT HERE
and download the JPG file (right-click, “Save image as”. Attach it to an email and
send it to everyone in the world!

 

Remember, Stoopid Kardz are what the Declaration of Independence WOULD HAVE
been if our stuffy ol’ founding fathers had been deluded and stoopid and had
any sense of humor.

 

This Halloween, stick it to your friends! Prank ’em by
getting them hooked on the best krappy kardz on the planet!

 

STAY TUNED FOR KARD # 3 – COMING SOON!

Get Yer Free Stoopid
Horrible Halloween Kard!

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Get Kard 1 of 3 – It’s NOT the picture above!
Wanna See? It’s a surprise…

 

FOR A KARD YOU CAN PRINT
To view it or download it
Click RIGHT HERE!
and you can download high a resolution Stoopid Kard for Halloween!They’re ready for
printing. Just go online or go to your local Staples or Office Max or Joe’s Bigass
Office Supply Shed and Port-A-Potty and purchase:

 

Avery Textured Heavyweight Note Card and Envelopes, 4-1/4 x 5-1/2, 50 per Box (3379)

 

They’re set up to print two kardz at a time, so print out all the kardz you want!
We don’t get a dime! How’s that for FREE enterprise?

 

FOR A KARD YOU CAN EMAIL
To view it or download it
Click RIGHT HERE!
and download the JPG file. Attach it to an email and send it to everyone in the world!

 

And remember, folks: Stoopid Kardz are sugar-free, fat-free, non GMO, zero carbs,
and gluten-free. We got the kardz to put “Stoopid” into every occasion!

Share with your friends! Hook ’em up with the best krappy kardz on the planet!

STAY TUNED FOR KARD # 2 – COMING SOON!